Sunday, November 22, 2009

A short message for non-funny people only.

How to be Funny? The simple easy way!

How to make people laugh, Do you have to be a comedian? That is the question.

Being funny is it a natural thing? We are all funny in some way. But the question is can you learn how to be funny?

I think everybody is funny in their own way, being funny is something we all do naturally. When we just joke around and be ourselves that's when your naturally funniness comes out.

Everybody has a different sense of humor, and that is great, have you ever noticed that the people you get along with really well usually laugh at your jokes even if they're not that good! They are enjoying your great sense of humor.

How to have a fun funny attitude.

1. Try to think about the funny side of things, there is plenty of time to be serious, so there is usually something funny about most things if you look hard enough.

When you are in a conversation or you are just thinking about things, you can always find the funny side of most things if you look hard enough. Some things may not seem funny at first but if you don't take it too serious and think how it can be funny, you could probably find something pretty funny about it. If not then you can just say to yourself oh well and laugh.

2. Don't be afraid to express yourself, Just be yourself.

Expressing yourself is so important when you're trying to be funny, the more you get into the funny moment and the timing is right, your expressions and your witty attitude will prevail, you'll will just be funny. This takes a little bit of learning but I believe it can be done if you are not afraid to give it a try.

3. Learn a few jokes.

If you know a couple good jokes, this could be a good conversation opener. But don't overdo it. Being funny is always just being yourself and expressing your awesome personality. Not that you told a good joke. When you express yourself and you are honest and sincere with you own sense of humor, people will like that and enjoy your company.

4. Don't be afraid to let people know what you are thinking about if it is funny.

It may make them laugh, although not everybody will think it is funny, but in your mind if it is funny and you can express that, you will be able to laugh at a lot of things. Some people will wonder how you come up with these funny things and laugh with you.

5. Don't be afraid to laugh loud!

Sometimes just you're laughing alone will make other people laugh, laughing can be contagious.

Ways to Improve Decision Making

Ways to Improve Decision Making


Part of being able to be a functional individual and making improvement is being able to make appropriate decisions in ones life. In order for it to be considered a decision, one must actualize it. Being able to actualize something you thought of doing makes you an efficient person. The following is a list of healthy ways one can take better control on their life.

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Improve your self-confidence. Believing in yourself is an important aspect on making decisions as you are able to feel confident that you are making the appropriate decisions.

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Analyze the situation you are dealing with so that you can make a decision.

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Know what you want to accomplish and what steps need to be taken to get things done.

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Do not worry so much about the end results as the most important thing is that you tried your best.

5. Avoid over thinking or rationalizing not doing things as it will keep you from even giving it a try.

6. After making a decision try acting out on it as soon as you can to avoid changing your mind or doubting yourself.

7. Avoid leaving what can be done today for tomorrow as it might not ever come.

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Do not be afraid to make a quick decision as it does not necessarily mean it is irresponsible or will not work out. When you know what you want there should never be any doubts.

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Consider all alternatives before making a final decisions to assure you are doing the best thing possible for your situation.

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Avoid letting others make decisions for you as this can be crippling and keep you from being comfortable enough to make your own decisions. It is alright if you want to take others opinions into consideration.

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Avoid the blame game or guilt trip with yourself. Once you have made a decision, stick by it because you feel you made the right choice. This can also impact your ability to make decisions in the future.

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Try to always be realistic about the situation that you are presented with even if it means recognizing your faults.

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Ask for opinions from people you can trust as this can help you make a decision you are not sure about.

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Think before acting out on a decision. Remember to only act on a decision that has been finalized.

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If necessary, brainstorm so that you can evaluate the situation and decide.

Hopefully this list helps you to improve your decision making skills. Being able to make decisions provides us with the benefit of independence. Applying such skills will help you to accomplish many things in your life, which brings happiness and success.

Inspirational Articles

Living One Day At A Time

Our lives are made up of a million moments, spent in a million different ways. Some are spent searching for love, peace, and harmony. Others are spent surviving day by day.

But there is no greater moment than when we find that life, with all it's joys and sorrows, is meant to be lived one day at a time. It's in this knowledge that we discover the most wonderful truth of all.


Whether we live in a forty-room mansion, surrounded by servants and wealth, or find it a struggle to manage the rent month to month, we have it within our power to be fully satisfied and live a life with true meaning.

One day at a time - we have the abilty, through cherishing each moment and rejoicing in each dream. We can experience each day a new and with this fresh start we have what it takes to make all our dreams come true.


Each day is new, and living one day at a time enables us to truly enjoy life and live it to the fullest



THANKS AND GRATITUDE


Every day should be a good day and you should live it like it's your last. Some people live a life of anger, frustration, pain, jealousy, and/or dishonesty, but all of these things will come to pass when your time here is over. Just take a moment to think, we will not be on this earth forever.One day, we will not have to worry about going to work or how we will make our car payment.


We will not have to worry where our next meal will come from, or how we can buy that beautiful house. At anytime, God could take us off of this earth, so you should appreciate today and not worry about tomorrow, for nobody knows what tomorrow will bring. When you wake up each morning, thank the Lord for waking you up.


When you lie down to sleep at night, thank the Lord for another day. If you have a job, thank the Lord for your place of employment. Ask that He May bless you in everything that you do. Ask Him to give you the knowledge and the wisdom to do your job. If you don't have a job, thank Him anyway. Ask him to direct you to the job that is right for you.


When you are eating breakfast, lunch or dinner, say a prayer. Thank the Lord for providing food and nourishment to your body. If you are healthy, thank the Lord for the health and strength in your body. If you aren't, thank Him anyway for life, and ask Him to heal your body. So the next time that you get mad, think twice.


The next time you complain about something at your job, think twice. The next time you say you wish you had steak instead of chicken, think twice. Be thankful for what you have, and the life that God has given you. Pray and ask the Lord for guidance. Be sincere, as God knows whether or not we mean it from the heart. Help those in need as a gift from your heart, and not so you can get a pat on the back.


Put forth the extra effort in everything that you do. Go after what you want in life, and do whatever it takes to achieve your goals. No matter how perfect you think you are, there is always room for improvement, and an opportunity for you to do better. If you are depressed, don't cry just hold your head up and the Lord will help you through.


Pray and ask the Lord to deliver you from your state of depression. Whatever it is that you are depressed about, God will take that pain from your heart. It may not be at that moment, or that next hour, or maybe not even the next day, but He WILL do it if you just believe in Him.


God may not show up when YOU want Him to, but He's ALWAYS right in time. God will not give us more than we can bear. Sometimes He will present us with issues that will test our faith, but you have to be strong enough to believe that God will do exactly what He says. The message for today is to praise the Lord, have faith in the Lord, give thanks to the Lord, and live every day like it is your last.


Theoretically speaking, if the Lord never does anything else for us, other than wake us up each day, put food in our mouths and clothes on our backs, we should thank Him anyway. He died so that we could have life on this earth.



A leader should know how to manage failure

Former President of India APJ Abdul Kalam at Wharton India Economic forum , Philadelphia , March 22,2008 )

Question: Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure?

Kalam: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India 's satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called the SLV-3. Our goal was to put India 's 'Rohini' satellite into orbit by 1980. I was given funds and human resources -- but was told clearly that by 1980 we had to launch the satellite into space. Thousands of people worked together in scientific and technical teams towards that goal.


By 1979 -- I think the month was August -- we thought we were ready. As the project director, I went to the control center for the launch. At four minutes before the satellite launch, the computer began to go through the checklist of items that needed to be checked. One minute later, the computer program put the launch on hold; the display showed that some control components were not in order. My experts -- I had four or five of them with me -- told me not to worry; they had done their calculations and there was enough reserve fuel. So I bypassed the computer, switched to manual mode, and launched the rocket. In the first stage, everything worked fine. In the second stage, a problem developed. Instead of the satellite going into orbit, the whole rocket system plunged into the Bay of Bengal . It was a big failure.


That day, the chairman of the Indian Space Research Organization, Prof. Satish D hawan, had called a press conference. The launch was at 70 am , and the press conference -- where journalists from around the world were present -- was at 7:45 am at ISRO's satellite launch range in Sriharikota [in Andhra Pradesh in southern India ]. Prof. Dhawan, the leader of the organization, conducted the press conference himself. He took responsibility for the failure -- he said that the team had worked very hard, but that it needed more technological support. He assured the media that in another year, the team would definitely succeed.. Now, I was the project director, and it was my failure, but instead, he took responsibility for the failure as chairman of the organization.


The next year, in July 1980, we tried again to launch the satellite -- and this time we succeeded. The whole nation was jubilant. Again, there was a press conference. Prof. Dhawan called me aside and told me, 'You conduct the press conference today.'


I learned a very important lesson that day. When failure occurred, the leader of the organization owned that failure. When success came, he gave it to his team. The best management lesson I have learned did not come to me from reading a book; it came from that experience.



THINGS MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY APPEAR

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room.

Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.

When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied,

"Things aren't always what they seem."

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife.

After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. >

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears.

Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.

The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen?

The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused.

The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied.

"When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall.

Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it."

"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead.

Things aren't always what they seem."

Communication Skills - Turning Pennies into Gold

How does the expression, "It is more blessed to give than to receive" apply to being an effective communicator? What do we give to our communication partners when we communicate well? We give two key gifts: our undivided attention and clarity of thought.

Only a Penny for Your Thoughts?

Perhaps you have heard the humorous question, "You 'put your two cents in', but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'. Where did that extra penny go?" When we value the messages we hear only half as much as the messages we deliver, our communication is not effective. That "penny" is truly lost.

An Effective Communication Channel

Effective communication is a two-way channel which (1) stays open, (2) receives equal value in both directions, and (3) has an interactive balance between sender and receiver. When we are in a communicative exchange without these requirements, it feels like giving two cents in exchange for one cent.

Undivided Attention


There is a big difference between talking, listening, and communicating. We do not talk "to" people when we communicate well; we talk "with" them. We give attention, listening with empathy and returning clear messages in the appropriate context.

In a verbal dialog, we have the roles of both listener and speaker. If we fail to look beneath the surface—to listen deeply with our eyes, ears, and hearts, we block the channel. We cannot respond meaningfully to messages we do not hear completely. We give undivided attention to our communication partner when we listen deeply.

Clarity of Thought
Likewise, if we fail to state our messages in a clear and simple way, we clutter the channel with static; no matter how much our partner wants to hear our messages, those messages with their intended meanings get lost. Clarity of thought allows us to deliver our messages clearly, simply, briefly, and in context. Then, our "two cents" turns from pennies into gold.

A Golden Communication Exercise

Think about a particular relationship--in your personal life or career--in which you want to communicate effectively. Then, complete these sentences in various ways that apply to you:

We seem to stop communicating effectively when________.

We seem to communicate very effectively when_________.

You may find it valuable to work on this together with your communication partner. This is a very revealing exercise. It will allow you to pinpoint behavioral and contextual strengths and weaknesses in your exchanges with a particular person or group.

Increase Your Communication Skills Today

Give your communication partners today the gifts of undivided attention and clarity of thought. You will find it is indeed "more blessed to give" when you communicate well. Best of all, you will find that your communication skills will double immediately. The gifts of undivided attention and clarity of thought will turn your communicative exchanges from "pennies into gold" and bring immeasurable value to your personal and professional relationships.

Ten Principles of Writing

Clear Writing: Ten Principles of Clear Statement
Principle 1 :Keep sentences short
Sentences must vary in length to avoid boring your reader. But the average length should be short. Fifteen to 20 words per sentence would be a good average.

Sentences are getting shorter. Average shrinkage of sentences in English prose from Elizabethan times to 1900 was from one-half to two-thirds. The trend continues, although more slowly.

Short sentences are not enough by themselves. Long sentences are not the chief cause of foggy writing. Fuzzy words block clarity.

Trim the fat from your writing. Fuzzy words, along with unnecessary ones, make your writing difficult to read and understand.

Control sentence length by noticing the number of lines in each sentence. A typewritten line, or a line in average handwriting, averages 10 to 12 words. Remember to vary sentence length, but worry about those that run more than two lines.

Principle 2: Prefer the simple to the complex
This principle does not outlaw the use of a complex form. You need both simple and complex forms for clear expression. At times, the complex form may be best. So, if the right word is a big word, go ahead and use it. But if a shorter word does the job, use it.

Of the 10 principles, complexity is the one most violated. Nearly anyone facing a sheet of blank paper begins to put on airs. We use three words where one would do. We can't resist the gingerbread of four-syllable words. We write "utilization" when we could just as well write "use," or "modification" when the short word "change" would do.

Unconscious use of complexity is hard to overcome. The roots of the fault are sunk deep in habit.

Writing shorter sentences usually means you use shorter words.

Principle 3 Prefer the familiar word
You need all the words you can master. Perhaps you can get along with a working vocabulary of 5,000 words. But if you want to succeed in our complicated society, you'll be better off with 30,000. However, intelligent people use their large vocabulary only to give clear, exact meaning -- never to show off.

Big minds use little words; little minds use big words.

The most familiar words are 10 short ones: the, of, and, to, a, in, that, it, is, I. They make up 25 percent of all that is written and spoken in English.

The 50 words most often used make up 50 percent of written English. The 1,000 most common words turn up 80 percent of the time and the 10,000 words most often used account for 98 percent of all that is written. Remember, there are more than 500,000 words in Webster's Unabridged Dictionary.

Principle 4: Avoid unnecessary words
Most letters can be cut in half and still say the same thing.

Unnecessary words usually are included unconsciously.

One minute spent organizing a mass of details will save several minutes in its writing. Furthermore, a few minutes spent in going over copy and correcting it will also pay off.

Principle 5: Put action in your verbs
"The fullback hits the line." That's writing with an active verb. "The line is hit by the fullback." In this sentence the verb is passive. The electricity has gone. The snap of action is no longer there. The same idea translated into typical business jargon goes something like this: "The hitting of the line is an activity engaged in by the player acting in the capacity of fullback."

It is better to say "the bull sprang into the sale ring" than to say he "came into the ring quickly" or "came in with a quick jump."

Passive

Present design methods are predicated on the assumption that one-piece windshields are preferred by the public.

Active

At present, designers assume the public prefers one-piece windshields.

Passive

When an application of wax is made to this surface a brilliance is imparted to it.

Active

Waxing this surface brightens it.

Principle 6 :Write like you talk

Some grammarians would insist that "write like you talk" is poor grammar. They prefer "write as you talk." But this violates the rule "write like you talk."

"Write like you talk" has its limitations. Most of us do talk rather untidy English. We repeat ourselves. We pause. We hesitate. However, in our speech we do not use long, involved sentences laden with multi-syllable words that usually occur in our writing.

"Write like you talk" also has its limitations when it comes to news writing. Newspapers -- many at least -- still prefer that news stories be written in inverted pyramid style and in an impersonal manner.

Principle 7: Use terms your reader can picture
Avoid fuzzy words. "Conditions," "situations," "facilities," "inadequacies" are typical examples.

An engineer might say an alloy is "not fabricable." This is a general term that might mean several things. When asked for a more specific meaning, the engineer might say "the alloy cracks when it is cold-rolled."

Principle 8: Tie in with your reader's experience
Much communication fails because writers ignore readers' beliefs, ignore how they came by them, and how firmly they hold them.

Words are not fixed. They vary in meaning from person to person, the meaning depending upon the experience of that person and the pictures the words call to mind.

Highly abstract terms often are useful for thinking, but they are tricky in communication because they are open to such wide interpretation.

In trying to persuade readers to accept your words, remember that the meaning they give them will be determined entirely by their past experience and purposes.

To get your words read, understood and accepted, you must have a clear understanding of your own purposes and of the purposes of the reader. If these purposes differ, you have two courses for winning acceptance of your message. You must either change your readers' purpose, or you must show them that though your purposes differ in part, they have, at the same time, much in common.

In writing, don't get lost in details.

It isn't enough to write so you will be understood. You must write so you can't be misunderstood.

Principle 9 :Make full use of variety
The style of your writing will grow as you grow.

If you get "caught" writing simply, you have failed. Good writers work within a strict discipline of simplicity. But they introduce enough variety of sentence length, structure, and vocabulary so that the simplicity is not noticed. As a result, readers never think the writing is choppy or childish.

Variety is a main ingredient in the art of writing. Only practice can lead to the facility that produces variety. Being aware of the point, however, helps one gain facility more rapidly.

Principle 10 : Write to express, not impress
A trap awaits the inexperienced writer. In the unaccustomed medium of the written word, we often try to impress rather than express. We try to be someone else.

No writing is easy. But we make it more difficult by seeking out long, unfamiliar words, and in writing long, meandering sentences.

Motivations for Writing

Motivations for Writing


There are various reasons or motivations you may have for putting your thoughts, ideas, feelings or stories in writing. One reason is to simply provide for self-expression. Another reason is to express your work to others, so that they will read it and perhaps give you some recognition. Finally, you may want to get paid for your work and to gain credibility as a talented writer who has something to say.

Questions you may have include:

What type of writing is mainly for self-expression?
What writing is for expression and recognition?
How do you get rewarded for your writing?


Self-expression
Self-expression is one motivation you may have for writing. Many people like to express their thoughts and ideas in the form of writing. This type of self-expression can be a form of catharsis that reduces stress and worries.

Writing your personal diary or journal can be a way to express your thoughts and feelings. Communicating with friends via email or letters is also a form of self-expression.

You may even write stories or essays for your own satisfaction or to show to some close friends.

Expression and recognition
The next level of writing is motivated by a desire to not only express your knowledge, thoughts or stories in writing, but it is also to allow many other people read that material.

Blogs
Millions express their opinions and experience on blogs or web-logs. Although some blogs on political subjects are used as viable commentary, most of this type of personal publishing consists of snippets of experience and thoughts. The fact that many other people may read your blog and even respond to you about it, can give you satisfaction of having your writing recognized.

Your website
You may even go behind writing down random thoughts in a blog and set up a full website that includes essays, articles, poetry or stories you have written. While a blog or comments on a forum can be poorly written, essays on your own website need to have structure and be well-written. Not only are you expressing yourself in writing, you are also hoping to inform or entertain through excellent composition. You are separating yourself from the pack and establishing yourself as a writer.

Postings
You can also submit your essay, poetry or story to a number of websites that post the work of writers. This can give you more credibility than the same material on your own website.

Credibility and money
The highest motivation for writing is to not only express yourself and get some recognition, but to gain recognition and credibility as an author on a greater level that also includes getting paid for what you write. Getting paid for your work is the ultimate compliment and means what you have to say has value.

There are a number of ways to sell your writing.

Being published
You can submit your articles or stories to periodic magazines and not only see your name in print but also get paid for your work. It also gives you great credibility as a writer.

You can write a book and convince a publisher to publish it. Having your book published by a name publisher and placed in top bookstores can give you a real name. Some writers can make a lot of money from their books, if they become best-sellers.

You might even write a screenplay or television script to sell to a producer.

The big problem is that it is often difficult to get your work published, even if it is good. Publishing is a big business.

Self-publishing
You can sell subscriptions to people interested in their writing. This can be done with hardcopy newsletters that you publish, but it is more often as e-zines or email magazines.

Instead of a subscription, you could gather your material into a larger piece and sell it as an e-book or hard copy book.

At this point, you have turned your writing into a business. You are now a professional writer and not just someone who wants to write and hopes people will read.

Summary
One reason or motivation you may have for putting your thoughts, ideas, feelings or stories in writing is to simply provide for self-expression. Another reason is to express your work to others, so that they will give you some recognition. Finally, you may want to get paid for your work and to gain credibility as a talented writer who has something to say.

How to Improve Writing Skills

How to Improve Writing Skills

Having good writing skills can be very useful at times. If you are a student it will be helpful when you are writing a research paper or thesis and for aspiring writers it will be an essential quality. No doubt aspirants of Css also eager to have inspirational witting style. Some could naturally have good writing skills while some may lack it. If you ever feel that you can never gain good writing skills, you are wrong. Everyone can attain quality-writing skills if they try. Here are some helpful tips to improve your writing skills.

Write
- Write something each day. If you don’t practice you won’t gain anything. This is very true in the art of writing. You have to keep on writing to brush up your skills. But if you are wondering on what to write about, not to worry as I can give you some ideas. You can write about an incident that happened to you or about anything interesting that caught your eye when you were walking on the street. But if nothing interesting happened while you were strolling, get creative and think of anything to write. It doesn’t matter what you write as long as you attempt to write something.

Take courses - Courses can give you a good guidance to writing. With the rapid growth of on-line courses you can even opt for an on-line creative writing course. Most of the on-line courses would be short and if you are a novice at writing it would be more advisable to pick a classroom course where you can interact with the lecturer.

Join newsgroups
– Newsgroups can be very helpful for you as the members can give you advice. By joining a writing newsgroup you could be interacting with the members who could be experienced writers. By sharing information and tips on the craft of writing the experience of joining a newsgroup is interesting and useful.

Subscribe to newsletters- If you ever come across a website where they offer useful writing tips and information for improving your writing, it would be wise to subscribe for their newsletter. Subscribing to newsletters is free and you will get loads of information through the useful articles.

Criticism
- Write something and allow it to be read by a critic. If you always write but never show it to someone to read and edit the article, you might not be able to spot the mistakes in that piece of writing. Once you have written the article, proofread the article and check it for errors. Then get a critic (it would be great if the person is an experienced critic) to comment on your work. This would enable the person to give you feedback on your work and at the same time you can learn how good is your standard of writing. Even if your first article gets a lot of criticism do not lose heart. Take the experience as a learning one and remember not to make the same mistakes again.

Read
- Reading is another way to help you. You could go to the library to search for books on writing. You can read the non-fiction books on how to improve your writing as such books would guide you along on the essential steps on writing well. Apart from non-fiction books you could also read fiction books of a wide range of categories. This would allow you to observe the styles of various authors and would be helpful to you in the future if you decide to write a novel yourself.