What philosophers think about 'Wife'.

>>> I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
>>>That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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>>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they
>>just can't face each other, but still stay together.
>>Hemant Joshi
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>>By all means marry! If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
>>get a bad one, you'll become a
philosopher.
>>Socrates
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>>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving
>>them.
>>Dumas
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>>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
>>"What does a woman want?
>>Newton
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>>I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
>>Anonymous
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>>"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to
>>go to a restaurant
two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
>>soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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>>Henry Youngman
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>>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
>>forget it once...
>>Anonymous
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>>You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
>>Henny Youngman
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>>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
>>Rodney Dangerfield
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>>A good wife always forgives her husband
when she's wrong.
>>Milton Berle
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>>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
>>Anonymous
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>>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day
>>he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You
>>can have mine."
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>>Anonymous
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>>First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
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>> Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."